chernmax
NOT Politically Correct!!
A guy dies and wakes up to find he's in hell. He's really depressed, the devil walks over and asked him whats wrong. He thinks to himself and admits he lead a pretty wild life but how on earth did he get here. The devil says, Hell's not so bad; we actually have lot's of fun.
Devil: Do you like to drink?
Guy: Of course I do. I can drink like a fish.
Devil: Well then, you are going to love Mondays, on Mondays we drink up a storm. You can have whiskey, rum, tequila, beer, whatever you want and as much you want. We party all night long. You'll love Mondays.
Devil: Do you smoke?
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Devil: You are going to love Tuesdays. Tuesday is smoke day. You get to smoke the finest cigars and best cigarettes available anywhere. And you smoke to your heart's desire without worrying about cancer because you are already dead! Is that great or what? You are going to love Tuesdays.
Devil: Do you like to fight?
Guy: Of course I do. I was quite the brawler!
Devil: You are going to love Wednesdays. That's Fight Day. We challenge each other to fights to see who's the toughest in Hell. You don't have to worry about getting hurt or killed, because you're already dead. You are going to love Wednesdays.
Devil: Do you gamble?
Guy: I gambled all the time, mostly lost but loved it!
Devil: You are going to love Thursdays, because we gamble all day and night. Black jack, craps, poker, slots, horse races, everything! You are going to love Thursdays.
Devil: Are you gay?
Guy: Of course NOT! I'm a straight up puzzy lover!!!
Devil: Oh (grimaces), you're going to hate Fridays.
Devil: Do you like to drink?
Guy: Of course I do. I can drink like a fish.
Devil: Well then, you are going to love Mondays, on Mondays we drink up a storm. You can have whiskey, rum, tequila, beer, whatever you want and as much you want. We party all night long. You'll love Mondays.
Devil: Do you smoke?
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Devil: You are going to love Tuesdays. Tuesday is smoke day. You get to smoke the finest cigars and best cigarettes available anywhere. And you smoke to your heart's desire without worrying about cancer because you are already dead! Is that great or what? You are going to love Tuesdays.
Devil: Do you like to fight?
Guy: Of course I do. I was quite the brawler!
Devil: You are going to love Wednesdays. That's Fight Day. We challenge each other to fights to see who's the toughest in Hell. You don't have to worry about getting hurt or killed, because you're already dead. You are going to love Wednesdays.
Devil: Do you gamble?
Guy: I gambled all the time, mostly lost but loved it!
Devil: You are going to love Thursdays, because we gamble all day and night. Black jack, craps, poker, slots, horse races, everything! You are going to love Thursdays.
Devil: Are you gay?
Guy: Of course NOT! I'm a straight up puzzy lover!!!
Devil: Oh (grimaces), you're going to hate Fridays.