wrapped with a rubber band?
I found your rubber band.
Where'd ya hear THAT one?
I've got one ALMOST as old:
A new teller on his first day on the job was instructed by the bank manager to count a stack of one-dollar bills. About 1/2 way through the stack, he stops; and goes to the bank manager and says he's finished. "But you only counted 1/2 way through the stack," the manager says.
The young kid responds, "Well, it's been right
so far; I figured
the rest of them are right too."