Did You Know.....

[BigSlam123b]

.....Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath once a year.

 

[K_Jo]

In Alabama, boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

 

[morganj614]

Authorities in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, passed a special piece of legislation governing sexual activities in the toll-collection booths on the Pennsylvania Turnpike. The law, which pertains only to female toll collectors, prohibits them from engaging in sex with a truck driver in the confines of a booth.

 

[Kyle]

I thought it was only NJ that screwed you at every tollbooth?

 

[jazz lady]

In Maryland:

• Lions may not be taken to the theather.
• In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get.
  
• Every person who has bowled since 1833 may be fined $2 for each offense.
  
• In Halethorpe, it is illegal to kiss for more than one second.
  
• It's illegal to mistreat oysters.
  
• It's illegal to play Randy Newman's "Short People" on the radio.
  

 

[morganj614]

In Maryland:

• Lions may not be taken to the theather.
• In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get.
  
• Every person who has bowled since 1833 may be fined $2 for each offense.
  
• In Halethorpe, it is illegal to kiss for more than one second.
  
• It's illegal to mistreat oysters.
  
• It's illegal to play Randy Newman's "Short People" on the radio.
  

Thank goodness for that last one!

 

[K_Jo]

In Detroit you're not allowed to tie a crocodile to a fire hydrant.

 

[morganj614]

In Texas, it's illegal to milk another person's cow.
In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
In New York, it's against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

 

[AC/DC]

You'd think this would be for West Virginia

In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school or place of worship.

 

[AC/DC]

In Connorsville, Wisconsin a man is legally prohibited from shooting a gun while his female partner is having an orgasm.

he has to wait until after Jody is done

 

[AC/DC]

The Romans would crush a first-time rapist's gonads between two stones.

 

[morganj614]

In the state of Colorado, a pet cat, if loose, must have a tail-light.

 

[Otter]

Did you know....

that the guy I share my office with, is, once again, arguing with a phone message??

 

[AC/DC]

that the guy I share my office with, is, once again, arguing with a phone message??

Is he losing?

 

[jazz lady]

that the guy I share my office with, is, once again, arguing with a phone message??

Is he winning?

 

[Otter]

Is he winning?

No, after about a minute of telling the person to let him talk, stammering stop right there, I broke out laffing and he realized he was talking to a message. He turned beet-red and has left the building..

 

[Daddy_O]

that the guy I share my office with, is, once again, arguing with a phone message??

stalemate?

 

[Pegster710]

In Rockville, MD....

Persons may not swear while on the highway.

It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it.

Citizens may not swim in the public fountains within the city limits.

 

[Stang Girl]

Persons may not swear while on the highway.

It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it.

Citizens may not swim in the public fountains within the city limits.

The sad part is that in order to have those laws someone has done them all.