Difference between cats and dogs.....

[glhs837]

The dog looks at you and thinks to himself,
"They feed me, shelter me, and love me. They must be Gods!"

The cat looks at you and thinks to himself,
"They feed me, shelter me, and love me. I must be God!"

 

[jkeller]

Haha, that sure is the truth!

 

[CrashTest]

Cat will go into the woods, dig a hole, crap in it, and then cover it back up.

Dog will crap right in the middle of your freshly cut grass.