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In a televised address, a somber President Bush stated that, having exhausted all efforts of diplomacy, the country singing group Dixie Chicks had 48 hours to flee the country. “I can either wait for them to aggresively attack me again or take preemptive action. I am entitled to the latter since I am after all the president of the United States,” Bush said from the east room of the White House.
Bush explained that despite a public apology from lead singer Natalie Maines, it was too little too late. “She only made a half ### apology after several days of demands to do so. She’s just trying to string along the media with this manipulation," Bush claimed. The president also issued a warning to anyone who may assist the popular female trio. “Do not aid or abet them or you will be considered an enemy of the state as well,” Bush said. The group’s manager said they’re mulling an offer to become expatriates in Paris.
Bush explained that despite a public apology from lead singer Natalie Maines, it was too little too late. “She only made a half ### apology after several days of demands to do so. She’s just trying to string along the media with this manipulation," Bush claimed. The president also issued a warning to anyone who may assist the popular female trio. “Do not aid or abet them or you will be considered an enemy of the state as well,” Bush said. The group’s manager said they’re mulling an offer to become expatriates in Paris.