Do VEGANs have a Police Force?

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
Australian vegan pens nasty note to neighbor for hosting BBQ


The vegan previously requested her neighbor cook meat with the kitchen window closed


An Australian vegan has had enough of their neighbor's meat cooking ways, penning a scathing letter to the house next door after the smell of a backyard BBQ apparently made the vegan feel sick.

"Hello neighbour, could you please shut your side window when cooking please. My family are vegan (we eat only plant based foods) and the smell of the meat you cook makes us feel sick and upset. We would appreciate your understanding," reads the first letter sent from Sarah to Kylie.

However, Kylie opted to disregard the request and hosted a cookout, prompting Sarah to warn that this was the "last warning" she would give while threatening to report her neighbor for cooking meat so close to her family.

"Hello Kylie, you are taking the mickey out of me and have been downright rude," the letter read. "I raised my concerns of the smell of meat making my family sick and upset and you go and have a BBQ on Saturday night, inviting lots of people and you knew this would affect me and my family."

"Please no more BBQs and please keep that window closed when cooking otherwise I'm going to report you and go to social media to," the letter states.




His Next BBQ... Needs to be Bigger, Better, with Tomahawk Steaks, Ribs, Burgers and throw on some Lamb and Veal for kicks. :roflmao:
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Australian vegan pens nasty note to neighbor for hosting BBQ


The vegan previously requested her neighbor cook meat with the kitchen window closed


An Australian vegan has had enough of their neighbor's meat cooking ways, penning a scathing letter to the house next door after the smell of a backyard BBQ apparently made the vegan feel sick.

"Hello neighbour, could you please shut your side window when cooking please. My family are vegan (we eat only plant based foods) and the smell of the meat you cook makes us feel sick and upset. We would appreciate your understanding," reads the first letter sent from Sarah to Kylie.

However, Kylie opted to disregard the request and hosted a cookout, prompting Sarah to warn that this was the "last warning" she would give while threatening to report her neighbor for cooking meat so close to her family.

"Hello Kylie, you are taking the mickey out of me and have been downright rude," the letter read. "I raised my concerns of the smell of meat making my family sick and upset and you go and have a BBQ on Saturday night, inviting lots of people and you knew this would affect me and my family."

"Please no more BBQs and please keep that window closed when cooking otherwise I'm going to report you and go to social media to," the letter states.




His Next BBQ... Needs to be Bigger, Better, with Tomahawk Steaks, Ribs, Burgers and throw on some Lamb and Veal for kicks. :roflmao:
Don't forget the kangaroos and ostrich! :lmao:

What do you want to bet the vegans are the "new" neighbors Karens.
 

Hijinx

Well-Known Member
I would send them a nice message saying I respectfully .suggest you move I would be happy to help you find a place in some vegan paradise. If there is one. meantime get a respirator and come over and have some potato salad and beans while the rest of us enjoy our ribs
 

limblips

Well-Known Member
PREMO Member
I would send them a nice message saying I respectfully .suggest you move I would be happy to help you find a place in some vegan paradise. If there is one. meantime get a respirator and come over and have some potato salad and beans while the rest of us enjoy our ribs
Is the potato salad made with mayo? Eggs aren't vegan. I would just tell her I am a master of meatology and she can't beat my meat.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
How do you know if someone is vegan?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.

So entitled these little prigs are. "I don't eat meat, so YOU can't have any either." But Australia is super weird so I wouldn't be surprised if they had a vegan police.
 

stgislander

Well-Known Member
PREMO Member
Recalling the past ..... for those of you who live or lived in the upscale Bowie communities of the 1970's, a guy called the police to report his neighbor, who "with malice aforethought", cut his grass in lines parallel to the curb, rather than at a 45degree angle.
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