Pegster710
The Pegster
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars?
What about those long and boring conference calls?
Here's a way to change all of that.
1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call,
prepare yourself by drawing a square. (I find that 5" x 5" is a good
size.)
2. Divide the card into columns - five across and five down. That will
give you 25 one-inch blocks.
3. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
* synergy
* strategic fit
* core competences
* best practice
* bottom line
* revisit
* expeditious
* to tell you the truth (or "the truth is")
* 24/7
* out of the loop
* benchmark
* value-added
* pro-active
* win-win
* think outside the box
* fast track
* result-driven
* empower (or empowerment)
* knowledge base
* at the end of the day
* touch base
* mind-set
* client focus(ed)
* paradigm
* game plan
* leverage
4. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those
words/phrases.
5. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand
up and shout "BULLSH!T!"
Testimonials from satisfied "Bullsh!t Bingo" players:
"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
- Adam, Atlanta
"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
- David, Florida
"What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win."
- Dan, New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited
for the fifth box."
- Ben, Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSH!T!' for the third
time in two hours."
- Paul, Cleveland
"When I won and yelled "BULLSH!T!" the woman sleeping next to me slid off
her chair!"
- Joseph, Los Angeles
What about those long and boring conference calls?
Here's a way to change all of that.
1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call,
prepare yourself by drawing a square. (I find that 5" x 5" is a good
size.)
2. Divide the card into columns - five across and five down. That will
give you 25 one-inch blocks.
3. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
* synergy
* strategic fit
* core competences
* best practice
* bottom line
* revisit
* expeditious
* to tell you the truth (or "the truth is")
* 24/7
* out of the loop
* benchmark
* value-added
* pro-active
* win-win
* think outside the box
* fast track
* result-driven
* empower (or empowerment)
* knowledge base
* at the end of the day
* touch base
* mind-set
* client focus(ed)
* paradigm
* game plan
* leverage
4. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those
words/phrases.
5. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand
up and shout "BULLSH!T!"
Testimonials from satisfied "Bullsh!t Bingo" players:
"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
- Adam, Atlanta
"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
- David, Florida
"What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win."
- Dan, New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited
for the fifth box."
- Ben, Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSH!T!' for the third
time in two hours."
- Paul, Cleveland
"When I won and yelled "BULLSH!T!" the woman sleeping next to me slid off
her chair!"
- Joseph, Los Angeles
Thanks, now I have something to look forward to. 
