Before making his hospital rounds, the doctor likes to get an update on his patients from the on-duty nurse. . . .
Doctor: How does Mr. Smith feel about his recent brain surgery?
Nurse: He's still open-minded.
Doctor: How is the little boy who swallowed all the dollar bills?
Nurse: No change.
Doctor: How is the woman who had extensive plastic surgery?
Nurse: She hasn't lost face.
Doctor: How is the man who fell in the upholstery machine?
Nurse: He seems to be recovered.
Doctor: How is the showoff who got hurt on his ski trip?
Nurse: He's gone downhill fast.
Doctor: How is the woman who is obsessed with knowing the time?
Nurse: We're watching her.
Doctor: Did the demolition expert say he enjoyed his accident?
Nurse: He said he had a blast.
Doctor: How is the man who was run over by the eighteen-wheeler?
Nurse: He's very tired.
Doctor: How is Mr. Midas, who was overcome by automobile fumes?
Nurse: Exhausted!
Doctor: How is the horse trainer who got trampled in the barn?
Nurse: His condition is stable.
Doctor: How is the woman whose left side is paralyzed?
Nurse: She's all right.
Doctor: How is the man who fell into the vat of swimming pool paint?
Nurse: He's feeling pretty blue.
Doctor: How does Mr. Smith feel about his recent brain surgery?
Nurse: He's still open-minded.
Doctor: How is the little boy who swallowed all the dollar bills?
Nurse: No change.
Doctor: How is the woman who had extensive plastic surgery?
Nurse: She hasn't lost face.
Doctor: How is the man who fell in the upholstery machine?
Nurse: He seems to be recovered.
Doctor: How is the showoff who got hurt on his ski trip?
Nurse: He's gone downhill fast.
Doctor: How is the woman who is obsessed with knowing the time?
Nurse: We're watching her.
Doctor: Did the demolition expert say he enjoyed his accident?
Nurse: He said he had a blast.
Doctor: How is the man who was run over by the eighteen-wheeler?
Nurse: He's very tired.
Doctor: How is Mr. Midas, who was overcome by automobile fumes?
Nurse: Exhausted!
Doctor: How is the horse trainer who got trampled in the barn?
Nurse: His condition is stable.
Doctor: How is the woman whose left side is paralyzed?
Nurse: She's all right.
Doctor: How is the man who fell into the vat of swimming pool paint?
Nurse: He's feeling pretty blue.