Doctors

> A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out
looking for work in six weeks."



> > A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four
weeks."



> > A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can
take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of
them out looking for work in two weeks." > >



The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way
behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains and half a heart,
and send her to Washington where she will become President, and then
half the country will be out looking for work in one week
 

sunman1_67

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> A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out
looking for work in six weeks."



> > A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four
weeks."



> > A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can
take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of
them out looking for work in two weeks." > >



The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way
behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains and half a heart,
and send her to Washington where she will become President, and then
half the country will be out looking for work in one week

Now that's funny!:lmao:
 
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