Dog in the morning?

[kermitt]

My Beagle won't let anyone sleep if she smells sausage or bacon cooking in the morning. She starts howling and wakes everone up. (7 kids and a tired Mommy) This is becoming a big problem because when I get up and eat breakfast before my trash route @ 0400, I love me some pork, any suggestions?..........

 

[Cowgirl]

 

[morningbell]

My Beagle won't let anyone sleep if she smells sausage or bacon cooking in the morning. She starts howling and wakes everone up. (7 kids and a tired Mommy) This is becoming a big problem because when I get up and eat breakfast before my trash route @ 0400, I love me some pork, any suggestions?..........

Its a vagina, not a clown car

 

[kwillia]

You should trade her for an ATV.

 

[morningbell]

You should trade her for an ATV.

 

[kermitt]

You should trade her for an ATV.

She howls too much.

 

[Chasey_Lane]

My Beagle won't let anyone sleep if she smells sausage or bacon cooking in the morning. She starts howling and wakes everone up. (7 kids and a tired Mommy) This is becoming a big problem because when I get up and eat breakfast before my trash route @ 0400, I love me some pork, any suggestions?..........

Stop cooking bacon or sausage.

 

[kwillia]

She howls too much.

Dur... don't attempt to trade her until after breakfast.

 

[morningbell]

Eat oatmeal, your colon and heart will love you

 

[kermitt]

Dur... don't attempt to trade her until after breakfast.

Hold on. The dog or the wife?

 

[kermitt]

Stop cooking bacon or sausage.

I can't I love it so. I do eat oatmeal Cookies when the Cookie monsters cant see me. Please no Miss Piggy jokes it makes her sad.

 

[Cowgirl]

I think you should cook the beagle in the morning.

 

[kermitt]

I think you should cook the beagle in the morning.

Almost happened this morning. Stupid Beagle got me in trouble.

 

[Chasey_Lane]

I can't I love it so. I do eat oatmeal Cookies when the Cookie monsters cant see me. Please no Miss Piggy jokes it makes her sad.

Stick the dog outside then.

 

[Larry Gude]

!!!

Its a vagina, not a clown car

I can't believe you said that!!!

 

[morningbell]

I can't believe you said that!!!

:shrug: I'm just sayin....

 

[Larry Gude]

...

:shrug: I'm just sayin....

...I laughed. I'm using that one!

 

[kelb]

Its a vagina, not a clown car

Ok that made me laugh so hard I forgot what I was gonna say!!!!!

 

[morningbell]

for Larry & Kelb

 

[frequentflier]

My Beagle won't let anyone sleep if she smells sausage or bacon cooking in the morning. She starts howling and wakes everone up. (7 kids and a tired Mommy) This is becoming a big problem because when I get up and eat breakfast before my trash route @ 0400, I love me some pork, any suggestions?..........

Eat out?