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itsbob

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Hillary takes her dog to the vet.

And there's Sarah Palin in the waiting room with a cat.

Hillary asks Sarah Palin "What's your cat here for?"

Sarah Palin answers "My cat claws up everything. I'm having her declawed."

Sarah Palin then asks "So what's your dog here for?"

Hillary leans in and whispers "It's kind of embarrassing, but everytime I turn around he jumps on me from behind and tries to have sex with me. I just can't get him to stop."

Sarah Palin says "So you're getting him fixed?"

Hillary answers "Why no. I'm getting him declawed too."
 
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belvak

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A lady takes her dog to the vet.

And there's Sarah Palin in the waiting room with a cat.

The lady with the dog asks Sarah Palin "What's your cat here for?"

Sarah Palin answers "My cat claws up everything. I'm having her declawed."

Sarah Palin then asks "So what's your dog here for?"

The lady with the dog leans in and whispers "It's kind of embarrassing, but everytime I turn around he jumps on me from behind and tries to have sex with me. I just can't get him to stop."

Sarah Palin says "So you're getting him fixed?"

And the lady with the dog answers "Why no. I'm getting him declawed too."

:groan:
 
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