Dog

[SmallTown]

I guess my dog couldn't stand his own smell.. He was beginning to stink, and I haven't had a chance to bath him. Well Saturday he goes into the bathroom and stands by the bathtub and whines. I was busy reading stuff for work so I couldn't bath him, so he whimpers and just lays next to the tub.
Well, last night he comes up next to me and he was just awful. I told him "time for a bath!" and he RACES into the bathroom and jumps into the bathtub. Poor dog couldn't stand his own self!

 

[crabcake]

I was busy reading stuff for work so I couldn't bath him

you read on the crapper too, huh?

 

[kwillia]

you read on the crapper too, huh?

I didn't even catch that...

 

[RoseRed]

I didn't even catch that...

:slacker:

 

[SmallTown]

you read on the crapper too, huh?

well yea. But I just have Maxim and Stuff in the bathroom.

 

[CityGrl]

well yea. But I just have Maxim and Stuff in the bathroom.

:bachelorpad:

 

[SmallTown]

:bachelorpad:

 

[RoseRed]

I guess my dog couldn't stand my own smell.. He thought I was beginning to stink, and I haven't had a chance to bathe. Well Saturday he goes into the bathroom and stands by the bathtub and whines. I was busy reading stuff for work so I couldn't bathe, so he whimpers and just lays next to the tub.
Well, last night he comes up next to me and he was just awful. I told him "time for my bath!" and he RACES into the bathroom and jumps into the bathtub. Poor dog is telling me he can't stand my own self!

 

[SmallTown]

and to think I had a sweet dream about you last night

 

[kwillia]

and to think I had a sweet dream about you last night while the dog waited in the bathtub

TMI

 

[RoseRed]

and to think I had a sweet dream about you last night

That explains my nightmares.

 

[crabcake]

I was busy reading stuff for work

I wish I could read Stuff for my job. Sure would make the smoke breaks more interesting.

 

[Chasey_Lane]

:bachelorpad:

Not with all the burning candles and smell of homemade candy.

 

[SmallTown]

Not with all the burning candles and smell of homemade candy.

jealous

 

[Chasey_Lane]

jealous

Yes, I'm desperately trying to find a girly-man.

 

[SmallTown]

Yes, I'm desperately trying to find a girly-man.

It is possible to do the things you mentioned and still be a manly-man

 

[virgovictoria]

Not with all the burning candles and smell of homemade candy.

You forgot to mention the herbal tea du jour...