Don't Blame *my space*

[milkshake1]

My niece calls me crying, seems her boyfriend has been trying to get this local girl to go out to a club and he will meet her there. HHHHmmmmm ok i ask her how she knows for sure this is true. Seems her b/f was on the computer and someone came to the door, he yells to her *hey i will be right back soanso needs a ride to work. She goes to get on the computer and ooppsss he left it open .
I tell her she is smart and knows what to do.SOOOoooooo she just called me, telling me she asked him about it *HE LIED* she showed him HIS MY SPACE, and of course thats when it became *myspaces fault* lol i had to laugh, and she says well he says he is *sorry* i nicely told her he is only sorry he got caught!!!! Now she is a little upset at me for knocking down every excuse he has come up with. So i give up!!!!!

 

[Radiant1]

My niece calls me crying, seems her boyfriend has been trying to get this local girl to go out to a club and he will meet her there. HHHHmmmmm ok i ask her how she knows for sure this is true. Seems her b/f was on the computer and someone came to the door, he yells to her *hey i will be right back soanso needs a ride to work. She goes to get on the computer and ooppsss he left it open .
I tell her she is smart and knows what to do.SOOOoooooo she just called me, telling me she asked him about it *HE LIED* she showed him HIS MY SPACE, and of course thats when it became *myspaces fault* lol i had to laugh, and she says well he says he is *sorry* i nicely told her he is only sorry he got caught!!!! Now she is a little upset at me for knocking down every excuse he has come up with. So i give up!!!!!

MySpace's fault.

You did your best, but you can't stop people (your niece) from being stupid.

 

[LordStanley]

Huh?

 

[kwillia]

Huh?

Gurl be snoopin' man's myspace page. He be trailing other tail. She be, "Oh no you didn't!" He be, "Wasn't me." She be, "M'kay. If you sayz so. Wanna play War?"

Got it?

 

[slotted]

Gurl be snoopin' man's myspace page. He be trailing other tail. She be, "Oh no you didn't!" He be, "Wasn't me." She be, "M'kay. If you sayz so. Wanna play War?"

Got it?

Tard Cred. ~slotted

 

[LordStanley]

Gurl be snoopin' man's myspace page. He be trailing other tail. She be, "Oh no you didn't!" He be, "Wasn't me." She be, "M'kay. If you sayz so. Wanna play War?"

Got it?

tank you fo da translationism

 

[latinamomma]

My niece calls me crying, seems her boyfriend has been trying to get this local girl to go out to a club and he will meet her there. HHHHmmmmm ok i ask her how she knows for sure this is true. Seems her b/f was on the computer and someone came to the door, he yells to her *hey i will be right back soanso needs a ride to work. She goes to get on the computer and ooppsss he left it open .
I tell her she is smart and knows what to do.SOOOoooooo she just called me, telling me she asked him about it *HE LIED* she showed him HIS MY SPACE, and of course thats when it became *myspaces fault* lol i had to laugh, and she says well he says he is *sorry* i nicely told her he is only sorry he got caught!!!! Now she is a little upset at me for knocking down every excuse he has come up with. So i give up!!!!!

She will know you are right when she catches him again....I am sorry she is treating you this way. Hopefully her eyes will open up soon to his cheatin' ways.

 

[vraiblonde]

Gurl be snoopin' man's myspace page. He be trailing other tail. She be, "Oh no you didn't!" He be, "Wasn't me." She be, "M'kay. If you sayz so. Wanna play War?"

Got it?

 

[Chain729]

Gurl be snoopin' man's myspace page. He be trailing other tail. She be, "Oh no you didn't!" He be, "Wasn't me." She be, "M'kay. If you sayz so. Wanna play War?"

Got it?

Muzzle that biatch and keep it on a chain, yo! Necst time she be snoopin', smack dat ho!

 

[Baja28]

Gurl be snoopin' man's myspace page. He be trailing other tail. She be, "Oh no you didn't!" He be, "Wasn't me." She be, "M'kay. If you sayz so. Wanna play War?" Got it?

as if

u no u dont be using capital letterz an everything. gramma is fo pussies. like u gotta use small letterz especially the i an all u no? datz way we be knowing we coooool rite? u knowz i be rite fooool

 

[AndyMarquisLIVE]

as if

u no u dont be using capital letterz an everything. gramma is fo pussies. like u gotta use small letterz especially the i an all u no? datz way we be knowing we coooool rite? u knowz i be rite fooool

I thought the secret service was supposed to nab you?

 

[unixpirate]

Gurl be snoopin' man's myspace page. He be trailing other tail. She be, "Oh no you didn't!" He be, "Wasn't me." She be, "M'kay. If you sayz so. Wanna play War?"

Got it?

 

[kelb]

as if

u no u dont be using capital letterz an everything. gramma is fo pussies. like u gotta use small letterz especially the i an all u no? datz way we be knowing we coooool rite? u knowz i be rite fooool

I cant take no morez

 

[slotted]

Tard Cred. ~slotted

Dear Kwillia,


I laughed first. What do I win?


~slotted

 

[slotted]

A watermelon and grape snowcone... I just gave it to your other half... you can get it from her...

 

[slotted]

You should call her... she probably has brain freeze by now...

I just texted. Thanks for the concern.

 

[punjabigyrl]

. Ever think of being an ebonics interpretor in court

 

[slotted]

You should call her... she probably has brain freeze by now...

It's almost half melted. I hope she re-freezes it for me.

 

[clevalley]

Ten to one she will be knocked up in a few months anyways.

 

[punjabigyrl]

Ten to one she will be knocked up in a few months anyways.

I was about to say the same thing. The let me give you something that will keep you occupied and leave me alone deal.