MysticalMom
Witchy Woman
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge
in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a
young man fixen {getting ready} to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please, don't jump;
think of your dear mama and papa.". He replied, "Mom and Dad are both
dead; I'm going to jump.
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not
married and I don't have any kids." She said, "Well, think of Robert E.
Lee." He replied, "Who the hell is Robert E. Lee?
She replied, "Well, bless your heart honey, you just go ahead and jump,
you dumb-ass Yankee.
in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a
young man fixen {getting ready} to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please, don't jump;
think of your dear mama and papa.". He replied, "Mom and Dad are both
dead; I'm going to jump.
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not
married and I don't have any kids." She said, "Well, think of Robert E.
Lee." He replied, "Who the hell is Robert E. Lee?
She replied, "Well, bless your heart honey, you just go ahead and jump,
you dumb-ass Yankee.