Don't pet the fluffy cows part 2

Kyle

ULTRA-F###ING-MAGA!
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I was a child when sent to my aunt's house in Mississippi. My cousin's asked her if we could visit the cows in their pasture... she said yes, but stay away from the bull. I had never seen a cow or bull so I trusted my cousin's to know the difference...big mistake.
Good thing the two of you didn’t ask to milk one of them.
 

Monello

Yeah, whatever
PREMO Member
Still photo from a recent video. The object in the center is a fluffy cow. Giving a nosy tourist a big ole nice ta meetcha.

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Kyle

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PREMO Member
Man tries feeding bison near Yellowstone; it doesn’t go well

Acting recklessly around bison isn’t reserved only for the “tourons” inside Yellowstone National Park, stupidity exists outside park boundaries, too.

As evidence, we present this video posted from Blackwater Creek Ranch in Cody, Wyoming, 15 miles from the east entrance of the iconic national park.

As seen in the video, a man in a green sweatshirt holds grass in his hands, approaches the bison and attempts to feed the animal. “What could go wrong?” the video’s headline reads.

Incidentally, touron is a derogatory term derived by combining tourist with moron, and there are plenty of them each year in Yellowstone. And outside Yellowstone, too.


 
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