Don't question a drunk....ever...lol!

SoccerMom2

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A woman was shopping at a local super market where she picked up a half gallon of milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of juice, a head of lettuce, 2lbs can of coffee,and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt a drunk guy was standing behind her watching her.

While the cashier was ringing up the ladys items the drunk guy calmly stated " You must be single". The lady was a bit startled by this. She looked at the items she was about to purchase and thought to herself nothing was unsusual. So she answered back Yes i am, how on earth do you know that? The drunk guy answered back " Because your ugly"!
 
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