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crabcake

But wait, there's more...
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the
same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses
that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.

The Kentucky boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks
it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America
we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink
with the same ones twice.


:roflmao:


 

Mikeinsmd

New Member
crabcake said:
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.

The Kentucky boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice. :roflmao:
Muhammed not happy with you. :mad:
 

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
crabcake said:
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the
same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses
that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.

The Mikeinsmd guy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks
it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America
we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink
with the same ones twice.


:roflmao:



:fixed: :bubble:
 

crabcake

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Mikeinsmd said:
Muhammed not happy with you. :mad:
Tell Mohammed to KMA or I'll put a sack over his head, put panties on him, and take his picture to plaster all over Al Gore's Internet. :neener:
 

Mikeinsmd

New Member
crabcake said:
Tell Mohammed to KMA or I'll put a sack over his head, put panties on him, and take his picture to plaster all over Al Gore's Internet. :neener:
Muhammed no kiss yo ass cuz he not allowed to look at nude wimmins. :smack:

Muhammed put berka on yo head first!! :bigwhoop:

Muhammed might like the panty idea tho..... :really:

Muhammed no like picture in Gore internet!! :tantrum
 

Mikeinsmd

New Member
crabcake said:
Is Muhammed into Nascar? :really: :smoochy:
Oh yea, Muhammed like American Nascar!! He no like that gay Lowes driver though. :nono:
He like Home Depot!! :yay:


(muhammed almost used :patri0t: smilie!!) :yikes:
 

crabcake

But wait, there's more...
Mikeinsmd said:
Oh yea, Muhammed like American Nascar!! He no like that gay Lowes driver though. :nono:
He like Home Depot!! :yay:
Muhammed just likes scruffy faced fat boys who climb fences. :duh: :razz:
 
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