Don't ride your bicycle for a week.

A friend of mine found out that her dog, a schnauzer, could hardly hear, so she took it to the vets.

The vet found the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

She went to the store and bough some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

She said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple days."

She replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
 

BadGirl

I am so very blessed
Kinda sums up why I've yet to wear the "I :heart: schnauzers" t-shirt my daughter got me for Christmas a few years ago...:ohwell:.

You wear that t-shirt, and next thing you know, Rosie O'Donnell will be hittin' on ya.



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