just.me
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A boy is meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother leave the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who's sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and the boy had some bad gas. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yells.
"This is great!" the boy thinks. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he lets out another one.
"Duke!" the father barks. The boy thinks he's homefree so he lets everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before that boy poops on you!"
"Duke!" the dad yells.
"This is great!" the boy thinks. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he lets out another one.
"Duke!" the father barks. The boy thinks he's homefree so he lets everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before that boy poops on you!"