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Mousebaby
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Don't underestimate a SMIB....
A man from the Southern Maryland was stopped by a game warden recently
while leaving the river with two ice chests full of live illegal sized
crabs in water. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to
catch those crabs?"
"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet crabs."
"Pet crabs?"
"Yep. Every night I take these crabs down to the river and let 'em swim
around for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this
ice chest and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of bull####! Crabs can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the
truth. I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
The man poured the crabs into the river and stood and waited. After
several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the man.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The crabs!"
"WHAT crabs?"
People from the Southern Maryland may not be as smart as some, but they
ain't as dumb as most...
A man from the Southern Maryland was stopped by a game warden recently
while leaving the river with two ice chests full of live illegal sized
crabs in water. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to
catch those crabs?"
"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet crabs."
"Pet crabs?"
"Yep. Every night I take these crabs down to the river and let 'em swim
around for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this
ice chest and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of bull####! Crabs can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the
truth. I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
The man poured the crabs into the river and stood and waited. After
several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the man.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The crabs!"
"WHAT crabs?"
People from the Southern Maryland may not be as smart as some, but they
ain't as dumb as most...
