Storytime!!!?? Da fuq? I never stole the rack off anyone's dead deer...is there a joke in here somewhere? I mean...I really appreciate a nice rack as much as the next guy, but...
So one can be your friend as long as you can run faster then them....lolAw, don’t sell yourself short. In the SHYF event, we’ll take you in. Your organizational skills are impeccable, you are pretty tech handy, you could pull a plow, and in the event of a rampaging mob, you can do your last stand while I escape. I gots ya.
Oct 2019, I heard a super loud bang, twice. Called dispatch (not 911) to find out what the heck was going on with shots fired so close to homes. Turns out a deer got hit by a car. Deputy fired twice to put it down (out on front my my neighbors house). So, me being me, ran to the store and got a Get Well Soon balloon and tied it to its leg. 20 minutes later a welding truck pulled up and sawed the rack off of it. They took off when they saw me walking towards them.
Poor deer had a truly suck-ass day.
One guy started growing grape and making wine because he figured it was a good barter item when currency failed.
The one thing that really surprised me were the complaints of not having power, yet not one talked about alternative energy. No solar, no wind, no hydro....