Doomsdays that didn’t happen: Think tank compiles decades’ worth of dire climate predictions

[Kyle]

Go for it! It's out of print but many copies still float around.

Amazon.com: Buying Choices: The I Love to Fart Cookbook

But be forewarned that the lingers and spreads like a deadly cloud, and you are liable to be bodily thrown out of the nearest window.

So high degree of collateral damage? Not good.

Still gotta keep looking.

 

[Gilligan]

But be forewarned that the lingers and spreads like a deadly cloud,

Flatulance Level: Pro

 

[Kyle]

... Just thinking.

If I could do it in such a way as to keep the villagers at bay with their torches and pichforks... I might get the bus to myself!

 

[jazz lady]

Flatulance Level: Pro

If I remember correctly, recipes were graded on several weighted factors, then added together for their final score, all seeking the elusive perfect score of 10. Curried cauliflower scored like a 9.9 and it definitely IS pro level.

 

[stgislander]

Many moons ago, I got my ex-husband a book called the 'I Love To Fart Cookbook' because, well, he was quite proud of flatulence and there were recipes to maximize the volume and stench. BIG MISTAKE. Under NO circumstances try the #1 ranked recipe for 'Curried Cauliflower'.

Curried Cauliflower doesn't sound too bad.

 

[jazz lady]

Curried Cauliflower doesn't sound too bad.

It was actually quite good. The aftermath? Not so much.

 

[stgislander]

The aftermath? Not so much.

As with any cruciferous vegetable. I sure the curry just took it up a notch... or five.

 

[Gilligan]

As with any cruciferous vegetable.

I hadda go look that up. I'm impressed.

 

[Gilligan]