Dr. Z reminds me of Sprockets from SNL

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Imagine Dr. Z describing DaimlerChrysler cars the way Dieter described nihilist art:

You are beautiful and angular…and if you were a gas, you’d be inert.

I am so full of anticipation that my genitals have sucked up into my body cavity.

Your presence intimidates me to the point of humiliation. Would you care to strike me?

His agony was gorgeous. I need to be slapped.

It has been said of "The Munsters" that they are both crime and magic...I would have liked to have seen you play Eddie completely covered in sores.

Jimmy Shtewart, you are a running sore. Running from yourself, yet your scab heals us all.

That poem pulls down my pants and taunts me.

Thank you very much for your kind applause on my entrance. I always like a warm hand on my opening.

That film looks at me while I am naked and calls its friends.<!--QuoteEnd-->
 
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