Drunk Again

rack'm

rack'm

Jaded
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"

"Yes," she replies. "He's my ex-husband and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

"That's remarkable, the husband replies. “I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

(I'm surprised it does not say anything about funeral arrangements.)
 
RoseRed

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Possible Repeat...

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by
your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says .

"Grandpa ,....... Go home, you're drunk."
 
Vince

Vince

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rack'm said:
How are the ribs treating ya??
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Lots better thanks. Can even start lifting some things around the house. Sleeping a little better too. If I move the wrong way they let me know about it with some pain. :lmao:
 
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