Drunk Dialing from China

[CityGrl]

Just talked to my BF, who is in Beijing on business.

First, he tells me that he ate duck tongue and pigeon for dinner. Then he goes on to say, "It's customary in China to drink a lot." I asked how much he drank, and he listed off about 10 different drinks and several shots. I then realized he was drunk dialing when he started slurring his words.

Me: "Are you in the hotel?"
BF: "Ummmm....:slur: yes, I think so."
Me: "Is the door locked?"
BF: "honedrops: :locksdoor: Yes, now it is."
Me: "Are you in bed?"
BF: ":slur: Nightnight." :Click:

 

[mAlice]

He said "nightnight"?

 

[CityGrl]

He said "nightnight"?

Yes, but thankfully that makes sense since it is 11:30 PM in China...

At least he didn't bring any Chinese women to his room!

 

[mAlice]

Yes, but thankfully that makes sense since it is 11:30 PM in China...

At least he didn't bring any Chinese women to his room!

yeah, I know that. It's just that "nightnight" is so not manly.

Even if he did bring a chinese woman back to his room, sounds like he wouldn't have been able to do anything to her.

 

[CityGrl]

yeah, I know that. It's just that "nightnight" is so not manly.

Even if he did bring a chinese woman back to his room, sounds like he wouldn't have been able to do anything to her.

 

[K_Jo]

yeah, I know that. It's just that "nightnight" is so not manly.

Even if he did bring a chinese woman back to his room, sounds like he wouldn't have been able to do anything to her.

He can probably find one in the phone book later.


I'll bed BuddyLee says "nightnight."

 

[Goofing_Off]

He can probably find one in the phone book later.


I'll bed BuddyLee says "nightnight."

You'll "bed" BuddyLee?

 

[mAlice]

He can probably find one in the phone book later.


I'll bed BuddyLee says "nightnight."

the image of Ferris Buellers mom tucking him in just flashed before my eyes.

 

[CityGrl]

He can probably find one in the phone book later.

:hopesthephonebookisinChinese:

What a mess. He has to get up really early tomorrow to go to a meeting. I asked if he needed to take some Tylenol, and he said, "Oh, I never get hangovers." How much do you want to bet that he's hurting tomorrow?

 

[rack'm]

Yes, but thankfully that makes sense since it is 11:30 PM in China...

At least he didn't bring any Chinese women to his room!

Don't worry, Sum Yungting is as clean as they come.

 

[CityGrl]

Also, did you know when you fly First Class on an International Airline, they really mean FIRST CLASS?

He said when he flew from Frankfurt to Singapore earlier this week that they served a 6 course meal and followed up with a glass of Dom!

Must be nice.

 

[tlatchaw]

I'll bed BuddyLee

'scuse me miss, but your Freudian slip is showing.

 

[Agee]

I recall a phone call I made from Japan to the States after a night of pounding Sake. It was to a girlfriend for some phone hanky-panky. Needless to say, the phone call ended up costing more than the room that night.

 

[CityGrl]

I recall a phone call I made from Japan to the States after a night of pounding Sake. It was to a girlfriend for some phone hanky-panky. Needless to say, the phone call ended up costing more than the room that night.

I guess he was at least somewhat coherent then. One of the last things he said to me was "My phone bill is going to be $1,000."

 

[CityGrl]

Oh yeah, that, and he said that he couldn't wait to get home and show me his hairy a$$.