Mike
F*** Socialism!
A Michigan State trooper pulled a car over on US 23
about 2 miles North of the Michigan/Indiana State
line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was
speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and
Juggler and was on his way to Ft. Wayne , IN to do a
show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by
juggling and asked if the driver would do a little juggling
for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket.
He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead
and didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and
asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could,
so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind
the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from
Michigan got out, watched the performance, then went over to
the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol
car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my ass to
jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.'
about 2 miles North of the Michigan/Indiana State
line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was
speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and
Juggler and was on his way to Ft. Wayne , IN to do a
show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by
juggling and asked if the driver would do a little juggling
for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket.
He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead
and didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and
asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could,
so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind
the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from
Michigan got out, watched the performance, then went over to
the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol
car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my ass to
jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.'
