Surf City Baby
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courtesy of my twelve-year-old nephew
A duck walks into 7-11, goes up to the counter, looks up at the clerk, and says, "Hi. Do you have any duck food?"
The puzzled clerk takes a beat, then says, "No, we don't have any duck food. This is 7-11! Now get outta here!" The duck shrugs -- no big deal -- says "okay," and leaves.
Next day, the same duck walks into the same 7-11, looks up at the same guy behind the counter, and says, "Hi. Do you have any duck food?"
The clerk can't believe it. He leans on his elbows, looks down at the duck, and says, "Look. This is 7-11. We don't have duck food. I told you that yesterday, and if you come in here again asking for duck food, I'm going to nail your bill to the floor!"
The little duck eyes get big, but all the duck does is shrugs, says "okay," and leaves.
Next day, same duck, same 7-11, same clerk.
Duck goes up to the counter, looks up at the clerk -- who knows what's coming -- and says, "Hi. Do you have any nails?" The nonplussed clerk says, "uh, no." So the duck says, "Good. Do you have any duck food?"
A duck walks into 7-11, goes up to the counter, looks up at the clerk, and says, "Hi. Do you have any duck food?"
The puzzled clerk takes a beat, then says, "No, we don't have any duck food. This is 7-11! Now get outta here!" The duck shrugs -- no big deal -- says "okay," and leaves.
Next day, the same duck walks into the same 7-11, looks up at the same guy behind the counter, and says, "Hi. Do you have any duck food?"
The clerk can't believe it. He leans on his elbows, looks down at the duck, and says, "Look. This is 7-11. We don't have duck food. I told you that yesterday, and if you come in here again asking for duck food, I'm going to nail your bill to the floor!"
The little duck eyes get big, but all the duck does is shrugs, says "okay," and leaves.
Next day, same duck, same 7-11, same clerk.
Duck goes up to the counter, looks up at the clerk -- who knows what's coming -- and says, "Hi. Do you have any nails?" The nonplussed clerk says, "uh, no." So the duck says, "Good. Do you have any duck food?"