Duck Hunt

[Mousebaby]

Duck Hunter

An Iowa duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning in
the field when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree
and
propped up his gun. Just then, a gust of wind blew, the
gun fell over, and it discharged... shooting him in the genitals.
-
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was
approached by his doctor.
-
'Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.
-
The good news is that you are going to be ok, the damage
was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we
were able to remove all of the buck shot.
-
The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive
damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my
brother.'
-
'Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad,' the man replied
'is your brother a plastic surgeon?'
-
'Not exactly.' answered the doctor. 'He's a flute player
in the local symphony. He's going to teach you where to put your fingers
so
you don't piss in your eye.'

 

[toppick08]

Duck Hunter

An Iowa duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning in
the field when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree
and
propped up his gun. Just then, a gust of wind blew, the
gun fell over, and it discharged... shooting him in the genitals.
-
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was
approached by his doctor.
-
'Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.
-
The good news is that you are going to be ok, the damage
was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we
were able to remove all of the buck shot.
-
The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive
damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my
brother.'
-
'Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad,' the man replied
'is your brother a plastic surgeon?'
-
'Not exactly.' answered the doctor. 'He's a flute player
in the local symphony. He's going to teach you where to put your fingers
so
you don't piss in your eye.'

...........makes me cringe.......

 

[GopherM]

Duck Hunter

An Iowa duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning in
the field when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree
and
propped up his gun. Just then, a gust of wind blew, the
gun fell over, and it discharged... shooting him in the genitals.
-
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was
approached by his doctor.
-
'Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.
-
The good news is that you are going to be ok, the damage
was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we
were able to remove all of the buck shot.
-
The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive
damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my
brother.'
-
'Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad,' the man replied
'is your brother a plastic surgeon?'
-
'Not exactly.' answered the doctor. 'He's a flute player
in the local symphony. He's going to teach you where to put your fingers
so
you don't piss in your eye.'

True story from the news on Wednesday. A hunter placed his loaded shotgun in his pickup truck and was entering the truck when his dog stepped on the trigger. The gun discharged and killed the hunter. Honest to gosh, they said beside the owner's prints the only other prints on the gun were the dog's paw prints.