Dumb joke from the noob

[HisBoyElroy]

First post... Heh... Might as well be a bad joke:

A man arrives home one evening to find a gorilla atop his roof. Not knowing what to do, he opens the yellow pages and looks under "gorilla removal". He calls the only listing. A man arrives and takes from his truck the following: a ladder, a bunch of bananas, a big stick, a pair of handcuffs, a chauhaua and a gun.

The homeowner asks what he's going to do with all that stuff, to which he replies: "I'm going to use the ladder to get on the roof, then I'm going to throw the bananas to the gorilla, while he's busy eating them, I'm going to knock him off the roof with this stick. When he hits the ground, the chauhaua's going to bite him in the crotch at which time the gorilla will throw his hands in the air, and you slap the cuffs on him."

The man asks,"what about the gun?"

He said "sometimes the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, if that happens.....shoot the chauhaua"!!!

 

[vraiblonde]

Welcome, newbie! There's a band down here named His Boy Elroy - any relation?

 

[Ken King]

Way to go new meat, first post and it's a slight modification of a previous one ( http://forums.somd.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16980 ). You'll make JH proud (He's the Guru of the re-post).

 

[HisBoyElroy]

DOH!!!

My first post, and I show up with a local bands name and an used joke! I suck!

Oh well, how does the saying go? You get lots of chances to make a first impression? Right?

I haven't heard of the band His Boy Elroy, but if I had a band, that's probably what I'd have named it. My mom lives out there, I'm from Chicago. I stumbled onto your board yesterday.

Anyways, HI!!! Bear with me while I make some more typical noob mistakes...

 

[mainman]

If you have thick skin you'll be ok...

 

[RoseRed]

Welcome

 

[justhangn]

Keep up the reposting.....it gives the old timers something to do.


Welcome to the asylum.

 

[Vince]

Welcome aboard new kid! Used joke, but I still got a laugh.

 

[Kizzy]

Welcome

 

[Toxick]

Originally posted by Ken King
Way to go new meat, first post and it's a slight modification of a previous one ( http://forums.somd.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16980 ). You'll make JH proud (He's the Guru of the re-post).

Isn't there a statute of limitations on joke reposting? Like every six months, a joke can be reposted without being called on it?

 

[Ken King]

Originally posted by Toxick
Isn't there a statute of limitations on joke reposting? Like every six months, a joke can be reposted without being called on it?

Nope, a repost is a repost is a JH post.

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by Toxick
Isn't there a statute of limitations on joke reposting? Like every six months, a joke can be reposted without being called on it?

Jazz said one year, but that doesn't apply to my repost...

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by justhangn
Jazz said one year, but that doesn't apply to my repost...

No, that would be SHARON. Don't sic Ken on me, you wuss.

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by jazz lady
No, that would be SHARON. Don't sic Ken on me, you wuss.

My bad, I stand corrected. :shrug:

I don't sweat Ken, it's all in fun.

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by justhangn
My bad, I stand corrected. :shrug:

As always.

I don't sweat Ken, it's all in fun.

I don't worry about Ken. I understand him more than most people.