Dumbass laptop

[Richard Cranium]

I have a HP Pavilion ze2000 and I swear the SOB has a mind of its own.

I can be doing whatever...surfing the internet, working offline, and all of a sudden, it just shuts down.

Sometimes there's a little screen that pops up for like 1/2 second, like that phishing filter screen....or when it's running startups it'll say it cannot find lsass.exe, then shut down. And it's really beginning to piss me off.

Norton won't let me run a full scan without it shutting down.

Some think I have a power management problem. The battery drains fast as well also. I've unplugged the battery and just run it on AC, it does the same thing.

 

[snow_angel2000]

I have a HP Pavilion ze2000 and I swear the SOB has a mind of its own.

I can be doing whatever...surfing the internet, working offline, and all of a sudden, it just shuts down.

Sometimes there's a little screen that pops up for like 1/2 second, like that phishing filter screen....or when it's running startups it'll say it cannot find lsass.exe, then shut down. And it's really beginning to piss me off.

Norton won't let me run a full scan without it shutting down.

Some think I have a power management problem. The battery drains fast as well also. I've unplugged the battery and just run it on AC, it does the same thing.

Mine did that just before it crashed from being overloaded with horrible virus. A hacker in my neighborhood apparently got bored one night and put a backdoor trojan/worm on it and it shut down for no apparent reason at irregular intervals, and finally just crashed. best of luck to you though

 

[bfncbs1]

I have a HP Pavilion ze2000 and I swear the SOB has a mind of its own.

I can be doing whatever...surfing the internet, working offline, and all of a sudden, it just shuts down.

Sometimes there's a little screen that pops up for like 1/2 second, like that phishing filter screen....or when it's running startups it'll say it cannot find lsass.exe, then shut down. And it's really beginning to piss me off.

Norton won't let me run a full scan without it shutting down.

Some think I have a power management problem. The battery drains fast as well also. I've unplugged the battery and just run it on AC, it does the same thing.

Try this........

http://www.tuneupadvisor.com/fix-exe.aspx

 

[river rat]

I have a HP Pavilion ze2000 and I swear the SOB has a mind of its own.

I can be doing whatever...surfing the internet, working offline, and all of a sudden, it just shuts down.

Sometimes there's a little screen that pops up for like 1/2 second, like that phishing filter screen....or when it's running startups it'll say it cannot find lsass.exe, then shut down. And it's really beginning to piss me off.

Norton won't let me run a full scan without it shutting down.

Some think I have a power management problem. The battery drains fast as well also. I've unplugged the battery and just run it on AC, it does the same thing.

I think Dems is expericing the same thing with her HP.
I contributed it to overheating.

 

[MMDad]

I have a HP Pavilion ze2000 and I swear the SOB has a mind of its own.

I can be doing whatever...surfing the internet, working offline, and all of a sudden, it just shuts down.

Sometimes there's a little screen that pops up for like 1/2 second, like that phishing filter screen....or when it's running startups it'll say it cannot find lsass.exe, then shut down. And it's really beginning to piss me off.

Norton won't let me run a full scan without it shutting down.

Some think I have a power management problem. The battery drains fast as well also. I've unplugged the battery and just run it on AC, it does the same thing.

Don't you hate it when a machine is smarter than you are? But I guess you are used to that, aren't you?

 

[dems4me]

I think Dems is expericing the same thing with her HP.
I contributed it to overheating.

HP was powerjack problem and I gave up on it. The one that Im' having a problem with as described above is my Sony Vio (sp???)

 

[Richard Cranium]

Don't you hate it when a machine is smarter than you are? But I guess you are used to that, aren't you?

Shut up and drive your bus, sucka.

 

[AndyMarquisLIVE]

I have a HP Pavilion ze2000 and I swear the SOB has a mind of its own.

I can be doing whatever...surfing the internet, working offline, and all of a sudden, it just shuts down.

Sometimes there's a little screen that pops up for like 1/2 second, like that phishing filter screen....or when it's running startups it'll say it cannot find lsass.exe, then shut down. And it's really beginning to piss me off.

Norton won't let me run a full scan without it shutting down.

Some think I have a power management problem. The battery drains fast as well also. I've unplugged the battery and just run it on AC, it does the same thing.

Safe Mode or Last Known Good Config should help yas out.

 

[Charles]

Don't you hate it when a machine is smarter than you are? But I guess you are used to that, aren't you?

Dikky boy is just trying to blame his dumbass posts on a Dumbass laptop.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Safe Mode or Last Known Good Config should help yas out.

Tried that. Does the same thing.

 

[Mousebaby]

Your biggest problem is that it's an HP! :shrug:

 

[AndyMarquisLIVE]

Your biggest problem is that it's an HP! :shrug:

HP sucks :shrug:

 

[snow_angel2000]

Someone left red karma for me for posting a reply to this post, saying "dimwit child". Umm yeah, that was real mature, and for your information, I'm far from a child in my age, mentality, and wisdom, so grow up, k?

 

[river rat]

Someone left red karma for me for posting a reply to this post, saying "dimwit child". Umm yeah, that was real mature, and for your information, I'm far from a child in my age, mentality, and wisdom, so grow up, k?

That's MMDad.
He actually is a lil nicer in his red than some people.
You'll be alright. I got some too.


PS Welcome to the forums

 

[MMDad]

That's MMDad.
He actually is a lil nicer in his red than some people.
You'll be alright. I got some too.


PS Welcome to the forums

No, it wasn't me. I happen to agree with her, so there would be no reason to give red.

 

[Speedy70]

HP sucks :shrug:

Microsoft sucks. :shrug:

 

[MMDad]

Microsoft sucks. :shrug:

Since Microsoft owns Mac, should we assume you also think Mac sucks?

 

[Speedy70]

Since Microsoft owns Mac, should we assume you also think Mac sucks?

M/S does not own Mac.

 

[AndyMarquisLIVE]

Microsoft sucks. :shrug:

Steve Jobs is an ####### :shrug:

Bill Gates actually does something for charity, and gives free software and stuff to education and stuff :shrug:

Bill Gates didn't leave his wife and child on the streets and refuse to help in the littlest way. :shrug:

I can actually upgrade a PC with a new video card and memory, and plug something in and it works. :shrug: