Elephant in a Shopping Cart

[Otter]

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

You take the "F" out of Safe and the "F" out of way. (that's right, there is no "F" in way!)

 

[jazz lady]

Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck

You so funny! :razz2:

 

[Lilly]

Okay - that was my little brother's favorite joke when he was 5!!
I had forgotten that! Thanks Otter!

 

[bknarw]

Originally posted by otter
How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

You take the "F" out of Safe and the "F" out of way. (that's right, there is no "F" in way!)

I LOVE Elephant Jokes!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants running over the hill?
"Look at the elephants running over the hill!"

What did he say when he saw the elephants running over the hill w/sunglasses on?
Nothing...he didn't recognize them!

So many more....