Elizabeth Warren Opens Casino To Help Finance Campaign

[Kyle]

U.S.—With campaign contributions down 30% in the last quarter, you might think it’s time for Elizabeth Warren to throw in the tomahawk. But not this brave Native American warrior!

“After spending several minutes digging deep into my rich 1/1024th Cherokee heritage, and communing with my spirit animal --you know, like we genuine Indians do all the time,” Warren announced at a recent campaign rally, “I feel the spirits of my ancestors guiding me to open a brand new casino; complete with a buffet, generous slots, and the hottest shows in history!”

Elizabeth Warren Opens Casino To Help Finance Campaign

U.S.—With campaign contributions down 30% in the last quarter, you might think it’s time for Elizabeth Warren to throw in the tomahawk. But not this brave Native American warrior!

babylonbee.com

 

[Muller21QQQ]

No way. How will people play casino games now? That news sounds a little weird. Besides, hope online casinos won't be banned because some people can't live without poker. All in all, poker is a very serious game and in order to win you need to devote all your time and attention to it. I usually play slots or poker at w88club instant play. I started playing in this casino after I read a review about it and it’s a really cool casino and thanks to online casinos you can really earn! So I advise you to try this casino and not be distracted by other classes!

 

[vraiblonde]

 

[Grumpy]

wasn't it closed due to coronavirus?

 

[KassadiXX]

is this casino still alive?

 

[glhs837]

Damn, looks like "casino" is a now a bot keyword. So, what the line on these being real human "bots" or AI? I'm calling AI based on the tortured wording.

 

[OccamsRazor]

Damn, looks like "casino" is a now a bot keyword. So, what the line on these being real human "bots" or AI? I'm calling AI based on the tortured wording.

I love that even after 4+ years... the spam is still posted on this thread. That bot definitely got their shillings out of that post. Lololol