Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

GopherM

Darwin was right
They had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming.

In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.
A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David.
"All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his butt...."
 

limblips

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The little known Elton John and Michael Jackson duet: "Don't let you son go down on me".
 

GopherM

Darwin was right
The little known Elton John and Michael Jackson duet: "Don't let you son go down on me".

Funny you should mention that. I was actually just sitting here and thinking about that song and wondering if the original spelling was an error and if so, whose son was the song referring to?
 
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