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Kain99
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Oh... Hi again Cari!
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giggles04
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Hi!
SxyPrincess
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Spud. 
How can you tell if a potato is a hooker?
It's stamped Idaho
What is spud's favorite TV show?
Mash
Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commontater
What do you say to an angry 400lb spud?
Anything - Just butter him up
How do you describe an angry potato
Boiling Mad
Why did the potato go to the beach
Because he wanted to get baked
Why did the potato cross the road?
He saw a fork up ahead
Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
He desperately wanted a scoop
What do you call a baby potato?
A small fry
Mom and Dad went to a restaurant one evening. Dad was about halfway finishing his meal when he took a hard look at the potato.
He called the waitress and said, "This potato is bad."
The waitress picked it up, smacked it, and put it back on the plate, then said, "If that potato causes any more trouble just let me know."
It's stamped Idaho
What is spud's favorite TV show?
Mash
Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commontater
What do you say to an angry 400lb spud?
Anything - Just butter him up
How do you describe an angry potato
Boiling Mad
Why did the potato go to the beach
Because he wanted to get baked
Why did the potato cross the road?
He saw a fork up ahead
Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
He desperately wanted a scoop
What do you call a baby potato?
A small fry
Mom and Dad went to a restaurant one evening. Dad was about halfway finishing his meal when he took a hard look at the potato.
He called the waitress and said, "This potato is bad."
The waitress picked it up, smacked it, and put it back on the plate, then said, "If that potato causes any more trouble just let me know."
SxyPrincess
New Member
Spud - I hope your not being mean to me.
I welcomed you to the boards and even gave you a kiss. I'm going back to being the real beatch that I am! 
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My Sweetest Boy
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Originally posted by SxyPrincess
Spud - I hope your not being mean to me.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Captain speaking. We are about to enter an area of turbulence. Please fasten your seatbelts, put your seats in the upright position and lock your tray tables.
Top 10 Signs You're A Gun Nut
10.You strip all the paint off your car and refinish it with cold blue.
9.You see TV footage of the war in Bosnia and wish you were there to pick up the brass.
8.You understand Smith & Wesson's model numbers.
7.Watching "The Lion King" gives you the itch for a .470 Nitro Express.
6.You have your own BATF agent. (Mounted on your mantel.)
5.Your children are named "Ogive" and "Meplat."
4.You wish you could buy "The Blue Book of Gun Values" in hardcover.
3.You wonder what size rings you would need to mount the Hubble Space Telescope on a varmint rifle.
2.The checkering pattern of your favorite 1911 is permanently impressed in your palm
And The Number One Sign You're A Gun Nut:
1.Seeing Bill Clinton's picture automatically sends you into Condition Orange!
10.You strip all the paint off your car and refinish it with cold blue.
9.You see TV footage of the war in Bosnia and wish you were there to pick up the brass.
8.You understand Smith & Wesson's model numbers.
7.Watching "The Lion King" gives you the itch for a .470 Nitro Express.
6.You have your own BATF agent. (Mounted on your mantel.)
5.Your children are named "Ogive" and "Meplat."
4.You wish you could buy "The Blue Book of Gun Values" in hardcover.
3.You wonder what size rings you would need to mount the Hubble Space Telescope on a varmint rifle.
2.The checkering pattern of your favorite 1911 is permanently impressed in your palm
And The Number One Sign You're A Gun Nut:
1.Seeing Bill Clinton's picture automatically sends you into Condition Orange!
cattitude
My Sweetest Boy
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DaddyLongLeg
Guest
Hi Spud. 
watercolor
yeah yeah
Hello to you too Spud
