Dupontster
Would THIS face lie?
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center.
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very specialwatch. It's been in my family for six generations'
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the
watch...'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back
and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of
pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped
from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a
hundred pieces.
'SH!T!' said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very specialwatch. It's been in my family for six generations'
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the
watch...'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back
and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of
pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped
from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a
hundred pieces.
'SH!T!' said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center