Even 6 year olds get it...

[Baja28]

But adult democrats don't.

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal, I told her. 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the grass, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.'

She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

 

[Radiant1]

 

[flomaster]

But adult democrats don't.

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal, I told her. 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the grass, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.'

She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

That's awesome!!!!!

 

[tyky]

But adult democrats don't.

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal, I told her. 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the grass, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.'

She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

 

[workaholic]

That is awesome.

We had a similar conversation at dinner with our 6 year old tonight. He said about the same thing.

 

[tyky]

That is awesome.

We had a similar conversation at dinner with our 6 year old tonight. He said about the same thing.

We did, he came home and he said he knew who the President was and we said who and he said Obama. We corrected him of course and explained the situation. I told him that if he did all his chores to earn his allowance we would give his allowance to his baby sister. He said "that's stupid".

 

[workaholic]

We did, he came home and he said he knew who the President was and we said who and he said Obama. We corrected him of course and explained the situation. I told him that if he did all his chores to earn his allowance we would give his allowance to his baby sister. He said "that's stupid".

It was funny as hell.

 

[Gwydion]

But adult democrats don't.

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal, I told her. 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the grass, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.'

She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Then in 12 years, we can ship her off to war!

 

[kom526]

Then in 12 years, we can ship her off to war!

What means this?

 

[Baja28]

Then in 12 years, we can ship her off to war!

Yea you're probably right.

First 4 yrs. obama ruins this country & the military, gets us attacked again, Rebublicans win in a landslide, retake our country, four years to rebuild the military, Four yrs. to rebuild the economy and take back my money from his welfare dregs. Then we sit her behind a desk as UAV's decimate your kindered muslim brothers.

I expect you to be there as a human sheild. Since the lil girl is smarter than you, she will laugh as she see's your pathetic face from the drones camera just before the GBU levels the city block your in.

All while she sits at a site 10,000 miles away. Life will be great!

 

[Gwydion]

Yea you're probably right.

First 4 yrs. obama ruins this country & the military, gets us attacked again, Rebublicans win in a landslide, retake our country, four years to rebuild the military, Four yrs. to rebuild the economy and take back my money from his welfare dregs. Then we sit her behind a desk as UAV's decimate your kindered muslim brothers.

I expect you to be there as a human sheild. Since the lil girl is smarter than you, she will laugh as she see's your pathetic face from the drones camera just before the GBU levels the city block your in.

All while she sits at a site 10,000 miles away. Life will be great!

Oh no way! I mean, cmon we all KNOW McCain is going to win this election! And then we can just send more and more of our brave soldiers over to Iraq to "win" and in 12 years we will -still- be over there patrolling and lovely spending 10 billion dollars a month so that those stupid muslims (who, in my opinion should all just drop dead, right?) can be free!



It's so awesome being a Republican, I'm glad the intelligence of foodcritic allowed me to convert.

 

[Monello]

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[SA475]

That rocks!!