Even god enjoys a good laugh!

[Mike]

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:



1.He called everyone brother.


2.He liked Gospel.



3.He didn't get a fair trial.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:



1.He went into His Father's business.


2.He lived at home until he was 33.


3.He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
Mother was sure He was God.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:



1.He talked with His hands.



2.He had wine with His meals.



3.He used olive oil.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:



1.He never cut His hair.



2.He walked around barefoot all the time.



3.He started a new religion.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:



1.He was at peace with nature.



2.He ate a lot of fish.




3.He talked about the Great Spirit .


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:



1.He never got married.


2.He was always telling stories.



3..He loved green pastures.




But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:



1.He fed a crowd at a



moment's notice when there was virtually no food.


2.He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.



3.And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

 

[kbeachcat123]

good one!