J
justhangn
Guest
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those
bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE.
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a
peeing section in a swimming pool?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean
that 1 enjoys it?
What's the difference between the Pope and your boss? The Pope
only expects you to kiss his ring.
My mind works like lightning: One brilliant flash and it is gone.
Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're
in the bathroom.
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
My next house will have no kitchen; just vending machines.
My blond girlfriend told me, "I was worried that my mechanic might
try to rip me off, but I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was "blinker fluid."
bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE.
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a
peeing section in a swimming pool?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean
that 1 enjoys it?
What's the difference between the Pope and your boss? The Pope
only expects you to kiss his ring.
My mind works like lightning: One brilliant flash and it is gone.
Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're
in the bathroom.
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
My next house will have no kitchen; just vending machines.
My blond girlfriend told me, "I was worried that my mechanic might
try to rip me off, but I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was "blinker fluid."