J
justhangn
Guest
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early
and eager, golf's all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one
Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs
out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course.
Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a
torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the
wind is blowing 50 mph. He returns to the garage. He comes back
into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds
it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs
back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies,
"Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?"
and eager, golf's all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one
Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs
out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course.
Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a
torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the
wind is blowing 50 mph. He returns to the garage. He comes back
into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds
it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs
back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies,
"Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?"