Everything will kill you

vraiblonde

vraiblonde

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A friend just posted a warning about artificial sweeteners on her FB. Apparently they will give you diabetes and all sorts of nasty diseases.

Sugar kills, too, btw.

Salt - that will kill you.

Meat - we don't need to say any more about that unless you need me to post a bunch of PETA links.

Carbs kill you, and so do low carb diets.

Caffeine kills you when it isn't making you live longer.

Same with alcohol, red wine in particular.

Eggs are the perfect food, unless you die of heart disease brought on by cholesterol.

Dairy will kill you, and osteoporosis will make you a cripple. So there's a decision to be made: death or crippled?

Remember in the Jetson's, where they just ate nutrient pills? We should do that so we don't die.
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

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Oh yeah - pesticides! They kill you. And so does organic food that hasn't been treated for buggies.

:jameo:
 
Bay_Kat

Bay_Kat

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And here I am being grumpy because I quit smoking. Looks like I have to give up a bunch of other things too.
 
Beta84

Beta84

They're out to get us
Yes!! I have a relative that talks about his healthy eating style and all of this stuff. One week he was using this stuff because "that's bad". The next week, the stuff he's using turned out to be bad so he stopped using that too and went to something else. So what's to say the next thing he tried isn't bad in some other way?

We should all eat big bowls of lettuce and be done with it. Oh crap, pesticides. And the organic non-pesticide version has killer bugs. :jameo:
 
Bay_Kat

Bay_Kat

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Beta84 said:
Yes!! I have a relative that talks about his healthy eating style and all of this stuff. One week he was using this stuff because "that's bad". The next week, the stuff he's using turned out to be bad so he stopped using that too and went to something else. So what's to say the next thing he tried isn't bad in some other way?

We should all eat big bowls of lettuce and be done with it. Oh crap, pesticides. And the organic non-pesticide version has killer bugs. :jameo:
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you can't win
 
kwillia

kwillia

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Eggs are good... eggs are bad.

Baked potatoes are good... baked potatoes are bad.

Milk is good... milk is bad.

Fruit is good. Fruit is bad.

Carrots are good. Carrots are bad.
 
Misfit

Misfit

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Coca-Cola addiction linked to death

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/8293647/Womans-Coca-Cola-addiction-deadly

Drinking too much Coke helped kill mother of eight Natasha Harris, the coroner has found.

Harris drank up to 10 litres of Coke every day - equal to more than twice the recommended safe daily limit of caffeine and almost one kilogram of sugar.

She died aged 30, on February 25, 2010, from a cardiac arrest. Her partner, Christopher Hodgkinson, found her seated on the toilet, slumped against the wall and gasping for air.
 
MMDad

MMDad

Lem Putt
kwillia said:
Eggs are good... eggs are bad.

Baked potatoes are good... baked potatoes are bad.

Milk is good... milk is bad.

Fruit is good. Fruit is bad.

Carrots are good. Carrots are bad.
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In the 70's margarine was healthy because butter had cholesterol.
 
MMDad

MMDad

Lem Putt
vraiblonde said:
A friend just posted a warning about artificial sweeteners on her FB. Apparently they will give you diabetes and all sorts of nasty diseases.
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That one pisses me off. It's pure :bs: The one I've seen shows pictures of Splenda, but it's a long diatribe about Aspartame. So dishonest. For facts it uses things like "a friends cousin's mother's uncles niece was a quadruple amputee. She quit drinking diet coke and the next day her arms and legs grew back."

I wish people would look at that "I read it on the internet, Bonjour" ad and realize that if the spread this crap the ad is making fun of them.

When I become the Grand Poobah of the World, anyone who spreads unsubstantiated crap rumors will be sentenced to cleaning porta potties with their toothbrush.
 
Roman

Roman

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MMDad said:
In the 70's margarine was healthy because butter had cholesterol.
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On a nice, hot summer day...place a slice of real butter in a paper plate, and do the same with a slice of marjarine. Flies will land on the butter, but will not land on the marjarine.
 
Roman

Roman

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Beta84 said:
Yes!! I have a relative that talks about his healthy eating style and all of this stuff. One week he was using this stuff because "that's bad". The next week, the stuff he's using turned out to be bad so he stopped using that too and went to something else. So what's to say the next thing he tried isn't bad in some other way?

We should all eat big bowls of lettuce and be done with it. Oh crap, pesticides. And the organic non-pesticide version has killer bugs. :jameo:
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Let us not forget the Salmonilla we can get from our leafy greens!!
 
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Misfit said:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/8293647/Womans-Coca-Cola-addiction-deadly

Drinking too much Coke helped kill mother of eight Natasha Harris, the coroner has found.

Harris drank up to 10 litres of Coke every day - equal to more than twice the recommended safe daily limit of caffeine and almost one kilogram of sugar.

She died aged 30, on February 25, 2010, from a cardiac arrest. Her partner, Christopher Hodgkinson, found her seated on the toilet, slumped against the wall and gasping for air.
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Sounds like this person had a serious eating disorder that just happened to revolve around coke.
 
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