Extreme measures to avoid advances

[NextJen]

LOL

https://myfox8.com/news/female-frog...pubItWf9fefsUCj1_hYXy5kRSRiJQZ_doJNDCxBo4Z6yE

 

[Kyle]

I’m sure there’s one frog that didn’t stop there.

 

[vraiblonde]

I feel ya, girl frog.

 

[Sneakers]

What does a frog say when it gets caught in the mud?
Kneedeep. Kneedeep.

What's a frog's favorite fantasy book?
The Hoppit.

Scientist wants to see what happens when you cut a frog's legs off. He shouts, "JUMP frog, JUMP!!", it jumps 4 feet.
Cuts off one leg. He shouts, "JUMP frog, JUMP!!" Frog jumps 3 feet.
Cuts off another leg, shouts, "JUMP frog, JUMP!!" Frog jumps 2 feet.
Cuts off another leg, shouts, "JUMP frog, JUMP!!" Frog jumps 1 foot.
Cuts off the final leg, shouts, "JUMP frog, JUMP!!" Nothing. He shouts, "JUMP frog, JUMP!!". Frog doesn't move.
Writes in his scientific journal: "Cut off all of the frogs legs, frog goes deaf."

 

[Monello]

I heard the naval academy teaches this technique to female cadets that plan on attend a tailhook convention.

 

[jrt_ms1995]

Scientist wants to see what happens when you cut a frog's legs off. He shouts, "JUMP frog, JUMP!!", it jumps 4 feet.
Cuts off one leg. He shouts, "JUMP frog, JUMP!!" Frog jumps 3 feet.
Cuts off another leg, shouts, "JUMP frog, JUMP!!" Frog jumps 2 feet.
Cuts off another leg, shouts, "JUMP frog, JUMP!!" Frog jumps 1 foot.
Cuts off the final leg, shouts, "JUMP frog, JUMP!!" Nothing. He shouts, "JUMP frog, JUMP!!". Frog doesn't move.
Writes in his scientific journal: "Cut off all of the frogs legs, frog goes deaf."

SCIENCE!

 

[Kyle]

I heard the naval academy teaches this technique to female cadets that plan on attend a tailhook convention.

Yeah, but does it actually work?

 

[stgislander]

I believe the Japanese have a word for that. I forget but I think it starts with a 'B'.

 

[gemma_rae]

 

[Kyle]

It's like Democrats, with hooves.

They've been triggered.

 

[gemma_rae]

It's like Democrats, with hooves.

They've been triggered.

I thought all democrats had cloven hooves?

Do you call these 'demogoats'?