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Asperger's Poster Child
Santa Claus received a visit from an FAA inspector. He told Santa that he was there for an official inspection. Santa had never done this, but the inspector assured him that it was routine. It just took time to get around to everyone.
So the inspector checked out the sleigh, going over payload distribution, harnesses, rails, equipment and the like. When it was completed, the inspector told Santa that he had passed the "ground portion" of the review. Now it was time for the flight test.
"Flight test?" Santa asked. "Right now?" Again, the inspector assured him that it was all a routine procedure. So the two men loaded up in the front seat of the sleigh. That's when Santa noticed a shotgun on the inspector's lap.
Santa inquired, "What's the shotgun for?"
The Inspector leaned over and in a whispered tone replied, "Officially, I'm not supposed to divulge the test...but you're going to lose an engine on takeoff."
So the inspector checked out the sleigh, going over payload distribution, harnesses, rails, equipment and the like. When it was completed, the inspector told Santa that he had passed the "ground portion" of the review. Now it was time for the flight test.
"Flight test?" Santa asked. "Right now?" Again, the inspector assured him that it was all a routine procedure. So the two men loaded up in the front seat of the sleigh. That's when Santa noticed a shotgun on the inspector's lap.
Santa inquired, "What's the shotgun for?"
The Inspector leaned over and in a whispered tone replied, "Officially, I'm not supposed to divulge the test...but you're going to lose an engine on takeoff."