Fake Almonds?

[Sneakers]

Cereal for dinner. Reading the package, "Now with More REAL Almonds!"

So... they've been using fake almonds?

What percentage of fake almonds are they still using?

 

[TPD]

Is it fake “all-munds“ or real “ah-mands “?

 

[RoseRed]

Cereal for dinner. Reading the package, "Now with More REAL Almonds!"

So... they've been using fake almonds?

What percentage of fake almonds are they still using?

Did you use almond milk?

 

[Sneakers]

Did you use almond milk?

:blech:

 

[RoseRed]

:blech:

I don't even know how that works.

 

[Sneakers]

I don't even know how that works.

Flavored water with sugar.

 

[RoseRed]

Flavored water with sugar.

And almond extract?

 

[Sneakers]

ALMONDMILK (FILTERED WATER, ALMONDS), CALCIUM CARBONATE, SEA SALT, POTASSIUM CITRATE, SUNFLOWER LECITHIN, GELLAN GUM, NATURAL FLAVORS, D-ALPHA-TOCOPHEROL (NATURAL VITAMIN E).

 

[RoseRed]

ALMONDMILK (FILTERED WATER, ALMONDS), CALCIUM CARBONATE, SEA SALT, POTASSIUM CITRATE, SUNFLOWER LECITHIN, GELLAN GUM, NATURAL FLAVORS, D-ALPHA-TOCOPHEROL (NATURAL VITAMIN E).

Sounds delicious.

 

[vraiblonde]

ALMONDMILK (FILTERED WATER, ALMONDS), CALCIUM CARBONATE, SEA SALT, POTASSIUM CITRATE, SUNFLOWER LECITHIN, GELLAN GUM, NATURAL FLAVORS, D-ALPHA-TOCOPHEROL (NATURAL VITAMIN E).

It's fascinating to me that hippie virtue-signalers act like that mass of chemicals is somehow health food. What even is all that stuff?

 

[RoseRed]

It's fascinating to me that hippie virtue-signalers act like that mass of chemicals is somehow health food. What even is all that stuff?

Gross?

 

[Kyle]

You can’t milk and Almond.

It should really be called Nut Juice.