Fake meat bad

[PeoplesElbow]

Just another reason to not eat that stuff.

 

[vraiblonde]

I can't unsee that.

 

[Kyle]

Maybe it "Plumps" when you cook it?

 

[Gilligan]

Maybe it "Plumps" when you cook it?

...or when you expose it to porn..

 

[frequentflier]

I can't unsee that.

My first thought was 'eyebleach please'

 

[Monello]

Stop putting faux sausages in cold swimming pools. Try the hot tub instead.

 

[mitzi]

Just another reason to not eat that stuff.

 

[Merlin99]

Just another reason to not eat that stuff.

The bad part is that that probably looks good to a vegan guy.

 

[Kyle]

Stop putting faux sausages in cold swimming pools. Try the hot tub instead.

The refrigerated section did them in.

 

[Toxick]

Just another reason to not eat that stuff.

Well - you definitely shouldn't put it in the refrigerator.

 

[AnthonyJames]

Stop putting faux sausages in cold swimming pools. Try the hot tub instead.

Is that what the new cooking instructions are?

 

[AnthonyJames]

I can't unsee that.

What, the new flavor?

Didn't you say Monello was Sweet Italian?

 

[Sneakers]

The refrigerated section did them in.

From the looks of it, probably should have been in the Jewish Deli section.