Fall flag football league-

GregV814

Well-Known Member
I’ve secured a 300 acre flat lot in anticipation that CoVid/19 will cancel NFL this year.
That being the case, I am establishing a flag football league concurrent with all current social engineering/ distancing mandates .
Each team shall wear full body deep sea diving equipment with external oxygen containers and a mask. The linemen must wear brass spherical headgear and self contained oxygen tanks with compressed Norwegian mountain air. The ball carriers will be outfitted with 6 foot flags to allow for distancing. Basic flag football rules shall apply. However, defenders use of hands will be forbidden unless the offensive eligible carrier substantiates he is CoVid-19 free! There will be no kicking, running or rough housing!

The field shall measure 300 yards X 150
yards. Scoring will be 1 point per goal, and the first team to score shall be deemed the winner. In the event of oxygen tanks running out, before any score, the game shall terminate as a tie.

This is a rough draft, consultation with Colin Kaperdink is pending.
 

Monello

Smarter than the average bear
PREMO Member
I was hoping this might be 1 of those lingerie leagues. Far from it.
 
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