Tonio
Asperger's Poster Child
Sorry if this is a repeat...
An old man and his wife go to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "7 points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart-football!"
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score!"
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!"
Now the pressure's on. The old man strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has. But instead of farting, well, he 'follows through.'
The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"
The old man replies, "Halftime. Switch sides!"
An old man and his wife go to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "7 points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart-football!"
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score!"
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!"
Now the pressure's on. The old man strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has. But instead of farting, well, he 'follows through.'
The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"
The old man replies, "Halftime. Switch sides!"
That was pretty gross.
