Farting Club Member Forced Outside

[nhboy]

Better out than in: club tells windy member to go outside

"Maurice Fox insists he has tried to do something about his embarrassing tendency. The retired bus driver has stopped drinking strong cider and, as soon as he feels the telltale rumbling in his lower reaches, limps to the porch as quickly as his 77-year-old legs will carry him."

Better out than in: club tells windy member to go outside | The Guardian | Guardian Unlimited

 

[Geek]

My Grandfather means no harm

 

[Novus Collectus]

In England, eh? Well maybe he was trying to put his two cents worth to the group discussion and there are a lot of farthings to the penny.