Female Comebacks

[MysticalMom]

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. (I've used this one )

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.



Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

 

[harleygirl]

OMG, I'm going to have to remember these!

 

[StarCat]

Man's worst pickup line.

"Hey baby, wanna go halvsies on an illegitimate child?"

 

[Tonio]

The late comedian Robin Harris offered this:

Man: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Stop sign! If you don't have a job, stop!"