Female/Male Prayers

[Erin]

FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks,
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and never attempt to hit on my friend.
AMEN

MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store.
AMEN.

 

[Ken King]

I thought men prayed for the female midget with flat head, pistol grip ears and fold back teeth.

 

[mainman]

Originally posted by Ken King
I thought men prayed for the female midget with flat head, pistol grip ears and fold back teeth.

 

[Erin]

Originally posted by Ken King
I thought men prayed for the female midget with flat head, pistol grip ears and fold back teeth.

But my Nana is 97, that's a horrible thought!

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by Erin
But my Nana is 97, that's a horrible thought!

 

[mainman]

Originally posted by Erin
But my Nana is 97, that's a horrible thought!

***delete***delete***delete***

 

[bottoms up]

Originally posted by Erin

MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store.
AMEN.

shoots my boob-job argument down

 

[Ken King]

Originally posted by Erin
But my Nana is 97, that's a horrible thought!

So are you saying your Nana is a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store?