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justhangn
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One day, Fidel died and went to Heaven. He knocked on
the pearly gates and demanded to be let in. St. Peter
looked through the peep-hole and saw Fidel standing
there with his two suitcases. He yelled from behind
the door that there had to be some mistake, he was
destined for the other place.
With that, St. Peter pressed a button and a trap door
opened up from below Fidel plunging him to the depths
of Hell.
"Welcome Jefe," Satan said, "We've been expecting you."
Still shaken from the sudden drop, Fidel began by
complaining that his suitcases were left at the doors
of Heaven. "No problem," said Satan, "We'll send a
couple of demons to get them for you."
A while latter, St. Peter heard some noise outside of
Heaven's door. Again looking through the peep-hole,
he sees the demons with the suitcases. At which point
St. Peter says, "I knew it. Fidel has only been in Hell
for five minutes, and already, here come the refugees!"
the pearly gates and demanded to be let in. St. Peter
looked through the peep-hole and saw Fidel standing
there with his two suitcases. He yelled from behind
the door that there had to be some mistake, he was
destined for the other place.
With that, St. Peter pressed a button and a trap door
opened up from below Fidel plunging him to the depths
of Hell.
"Welcome Jefe," Satan said, "We've been expecting you."
Still shaken from the sudden drop, Fidel began by
complaining that his suitcases were left at the doors
of Heaven. "No problem," said Satan, "We'll send a
couple of demons to get them for you."
A while latter, St. Peter heard some noise outside of
Heaven's door. Again looking through the peep-hole,
he sees the demons with the suitcases. At which point
St. Peter says, "I knew it. Fidel has only been in Hell
for five minutes, and already, here come the refugees!"